06.22.2011 - Terrence Marks:
We're still working on comics. They would've been finished today except Isabel got a tetanus shot in her drawing arm. She's recovering normally. Unfortunately, recovering normally from a tetanus shot includes her arm being hella sore for a day or so. We were hoping to finish getting comics inked, and much progress was made before things got bad enough that she had to stop. We appreciate your patience and should have comics done soon.
06.20.2011 - Terrence Marks:

You are in Martini Tuesday's. What do you ask for?
Beer
43 (10%)
Martini
38 (9%)
Tuesday
64 (15%)
Slice & Dice
50 (11%)
Blue's phone number
245 (56%)

So, it looks like Blue's phone number is a bit more popular than Jane's. Or beer is less popular than water, depending on how you match up this poll with last week's.
06.14.2011 - Terrence Marks:
Poll Results:You're in Nuggets. What do you ask for?
Water
51 (13%)
Plain coffee
23 (6%)
Experimental coffee
81 (21%)
Sandwich, extra tomatoes
77 (20%)
Jane's phone number
156 (40%)
06.06.2011 - Terrence Marks:
Firstly, Isabel did an interview for Tangents a little while back.
Secondly, the store is down due to technical issues we were having. We're looking into other options.
Thirdly, back when I was writing Literature, I wrote up most of this but never posted it. For context, the story is about one of the Lounge Guys being a reclusive author. This ran shortly after J.D. Salinger died. He wasn't inspired by Salinger, but that got me thinking about such things.
More importantly, it got me wondering if I was a reclusive author. I mean, we don't do conventions; we tried it and found that it wasn't really our style. It's been a long time since I've given an interview (yes, it is ironic that Isabel's interview is item #1 in this news update, but I wrote this up a year ago and it's still not the same as interviewing me). Then again, it's been a while since anybody asked me.
So, being curious, I started reading up on reclusive authors. Turns out there are a lot of them. Salinger, Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy, Harper Lee, and a number of others who I hadn't heard of. The phrase "greatest novelist of his generation" was mentioned in relation to many of these people, making me wonder if it was a matter of correlation or causation. It might be that being a great author causes reclusiveness. We can't exactly ask them; that's kind of the point of being a recluse. Or it might be that avoiding publicity creates an air of mystery, and people are more interested in a "secret" than in more public information.
One of the writers - I think it was Cormac McCarthy, but it's been a while and I'm not sure - was flat broke. He had a few books out. He and his wife were living in a shack in the woods and eating canned beans. A school offered him $2000 to come speak about his book. He turned them down because all that he had to say was already on the pages. That was when I decided I wasn't reclusive after all.
Fourthly, we've got poll results!
When did you start reading Namir Deiter?
Back when Joy was single
397 (56%)
Back when Joy was dating BoB
175 (25%)
Back when Joy was dating Dr. FF
63 (9%)
Back when Principal Hertz was hitting on Joy
19 (3%)
Back when Joy was dating Isaac
25 (4%)
After Joy broke up with Isaac
29 (4%)

Votes so far: 708


How many other webcomics do you read?
Hundreds
62 (10%)
Scores
157 (25%)
Dozens
216 (34%)
A few
147 (23%)
Hardly any
19 (3%)
I don't even read these comics; I just search internet for polls.
36 (6%)

05.30.2011 - Terrence Marks:
So, what have we been up to the last few days? A lot, but not much that bears reporting on. We hung out, watched movies, watched TV, played games....Comics take up a lot of our free time, and I've long thought that we'd be a lot like Brisbane and Kimberly if it weren't for that. Turns out I was right, more or less. Except I can't cook.

All of our donors have been given an extra three weeks to make up for the time we took off as well as the general

One of the things I've been doing is...back when I was in college, I was in a band. We called ourselves the Modern Lizard Quartet, a name I borrowed from Daniel Pinkwater's book, "Lizard Music". We never actually had four people. It went through a lot of iterations but it was mainly me (bass, keyboard) and David (guitar, drum machine). Depending on whether we were playing my songs or his songs, it sounded either like Elvis Costello playing Syd Barrett songs or Syd Barrett playing Elvis Costello songs.

We recorded a few things. Not in a studio. By ourselves. On four-track tapes. It's wonderful how technology moves so fast. I listen to a lot of obscure psychedelic music; the also-rans of the 60s. There were so many bands that recorded one amazing single then disappeared. Maybe that one single was all they had in them. Maybe they had more great music but broke up before they could put together the money to record it. The affordable multi-track recorder meant that wouldn't happen again.

It does, however, mean that you can record things and leave them in a box for ten years. I've decided to digitize my old tapes. They don't make four-track recorders any more. I can't hardly buy a tape deck any more. My choices are a $40 walkman that will distort the music if I'm lucky, or eat the tape if I'm not. Or I can get a high-end stereo system for around $200. Or I can get a $10 tape deck at the local thrift shop. It starts making this horrible screeching sound after about twenty minutes. I think that it runs just a little faster after it's had time to warm up. I went with the third option.

If I'm lucky, I mixed things down and can just copy the final mix from the tape to my computer. If not, I have to manually sync up the tracks. Two tracks are on the a-side of the tape. The other two are on the b-side. Backwards. We didn't, of course, count in. My playing could, charitably, be described as loose.

Anyhow, it's wonderful how technology moves so fast. Nowadays, you can get a variety of digital recorders. You can properly label and sync tracks if you know what you're doing.

I just wonder what bands will be doing ten years from now.

05.21.2011 - Terrence Marks:
Welcome back.

We're sorry about the delays lately. We've both been sick and spending most of the day sleeping, and most of the rest of the day trying to sleep.

It's taken us a while to get back because of our process. Isabel draws twelve comics one day, inks twelve comics the next day, and colors and letters them the next day or two. This is because she does twelve comics a week. It's an efficient process. It's fast on a per-comic basis, but when it stops there's a few days lead time between when Isabel starts working again and when comics start showing up.
If you could buy a brant, would you?
Yes
194 (32%)
No
252 (42%)
My apartment doesn't allow brants
36 (6%)
My apartment doesn't allow brants. But I'd get one anyways
35 (6%)
I already have a brant
80 (13%)

It looks like, more or less, most of you want a brant. Now we know what next month's bonus donation item should be.
I will mention that on Thursday evening, 'No' went from last to a commanding lead in a few hours. I'm not going to say that there were irregularities in the voting. It might be that two hundred people needed a couple days to think it over and all decided they didn't really want a brant. I'm sure that's it, because we wouldn't want inaccurate information in our poll about imaginary animals.

05.06.2011 - Terrence Marks:
We will be taking some time off at the end of the month. I managed to get a week off for Isabel's birthday and it'd be ironic if she couldn't. We're still negotiating exactly when this will happen and what will go up on the site, but be prepared.
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